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Fringe Benefits for the Bold & Beautiful

Rock this holiday season with The Herkin! Whether you need the perfect Secret Santa gift, want to sharpen up your next conference call, or just feel like stealing the spotlight with a good laugh, The Herkin has you covered. Plus — don’t miss our three new LIMITED EDITION team-colour versions. They’re selling fast!


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The Herkin was born from a slightly unhinged Zoom prank — and somehow exploded into the ultimate holiday accessory for anyone who refuses to take life too seriously. Our famous Secret Santa gift packs in red & green are back… this year joined by three limited-edition sports team combos. Inspired by the legendary Merkin (yes, the 1600s pubic wig — from a time when hair down there was much more popular), The Herkin is basically a Merkin for your head, with hats and headphones. The perfect gift that brings fringe-fuelled mayhem to any party. Grab yours and join the fringe revolution!
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  • Instant Confidence

  • One Size Fits All

  • No Pets Harmed

  • Seriousness Solved

  • Low Maintenance

Some Ways To Rock Your Herkin...

  • Dance Like It’s 1965

    Slap on The Herkin and channel your inner Elvis—hips swinging, fringe flying, and every move smoother than the King himself. Get ready to dance your worries away and turn every floor into a rock ‘n’ roll party!

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  • Blonde, James Blonde

    Slip into The Herkin’s blonde fringe and transform into the suave, secret agent of laughs. Forget martinis—this fringe has got you stirring up trouble and stealing all the babes, one bold, "shaken not stirred" look at a time.

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  • Will the Real Guetta Please Stand Up

    Put on The Herkin and watch yourself transform into a DJ god—yes, even in your living room. This fringe drops beats, turns heads, and instantly converts any gathering into a rave. Cue Sexy Bitch—your head is now an EDM weapon of mass seduction.

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How to slap on your Herkin and own it!

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Fringe Benefits

  • Instant Confidence

    Slap on The Herkin and strut like your head is the disco ball. Confidence has never been this hilarious—or this stylish.
  • Windproof Fringe

    From gentle breezes to questionable weather decisions, your Herkin stays put. Chaos may swirl around you, but your fringe remains unreasonably fabulous.
  • One Size Fits All

    No measuring tapes, no sizing charts—just pure, one-size-fits-all fringe magic for every head out there. Simplicity at its funniest.
  • Low Maintenance

    No shampoo, no styling, no worries. The Herkin stays perfectly ridiculous without any upkeep—so you can save your energy for all the laughs.
  • Zero Seriousness Required

    Leave your dignity at the door. The Herkin rewards anyone who refuses to take life too seriously.
  • Guaranteed Head Turner

    Turn heads faster than a dodgy Tinder profile—The Herkin will have people laughing, gawking, and maybe even questioning your sanity. Own that fringe, you legend!

FAQs

Find the most frequently asked questions below.
  • Great question, and one our wives have been asking us for a while now. Our mission with The Herkin is to make a few people laugh, thumb our noses at the Hair Restoration Industry, and to arrest the decline of Western Civilisation.

  • We can't promise you’ll get a record deal, but we can guarantee your friends will treat you like one. With The Herkin, you’ll be the center of attention—at least until the music stops. Rock on!

  • Yes! The Herkin’s versatile. Whether you want to pair it with headphones, your fave beanie or let it flow free under a snapback, it’s ready to rock any headgear. Just don’t expect the hat to get as much attention as your new fringe.

  • The Herkin’s low-maintenance. Just treat it like your best party guest—keep it away from food, don’t get it too drunk, and make sure it’s still standing by the end of the night. A gentle pat with a tissue should do the trick if it gets a little wet or wild.

  • While The Herkin won’t write your business plan for you, it will definitely get you noticed. Use it to break the ice in meetings, add some fun to networking events, or convince your boss that ‘Fringe Fridays’ are a thing. The possibilities are endless!

  • Coolness is subjective, but The Herkin definitely boosts your ‘party legend’ status. You'll be the center of attention, and who knows—by the end of the night, you might just get a standing ovation for your bravery. Plus, it’s the only accessory guaranteed to give you fringe benefits.

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Ridiculously Perfect for Secret Santa

As your FAQs say, I’m not sure why this product even exists but we’re looking forward to some family laughs around the table on Xmas Day - life doesn't seem quite as serious since my Herkin arrived :)

I can have a mullet again to my wife’s disgust, Thankyou.

Received set of 3 pieces , quick delivery , ordered Friday received Monday , ordered wrong set at first, emailed to change and fixed pronto, great idea fun, I can have a mullet again to my wife’s disgust, thanks jerkin you changed my life for the better, sean

Absolutely Hilarious!

Got this for my friend as a funny gift. It’s already brought so many laughs, and the quality is really impressive for something so unique!

SAMBO!!!

Absolutely 5 stars just for Sambo. Everyone needs this for the festive season and just to be hip in 2025.

Exceeded Expectations!

I bought this as a gag gift for a game night with friends. It’s still in the box, but it’s already making me laugh just thinking about it!

Perfect Gag Gift!

Such a fun idea! I picked it up for my bald dad, and I’m excited to see the look on his face when he tries it on.

Laughter Guaranteed!

I bought this for my dad as a funny surprise. The craftsmanship is impressive, and it’s bound to be a memorable gift!

Great Conversation Starter!

This is for my uncle, who’s always the joker in the family. I know he’ll love it when we meet up next month—it’s such a great gift!

Amazing Christmas Surprise!

Bought this for my dad, and it’s ready for our next family get-together. The family is going to have so much fun with it!

Great for Secret Santa!

I ordered this for my husband as a humorous surprise. He hasn’t seen it yet, but the quality is fantastic, and I know he’ll appreciate it!

Brilliant Christmas Laugh!

Got this for my uncle as a funny surprise. The product looks great, and I’m sure it’ll bring lots of laughs when we all get together!

A Must-Have Gift!

This is going to be the highlight of our next family gathering. Everyone will want to try it on—I can already hear the laughter!

A Family Favorite!

Picked this up for a party gift exchange. It’s still wrapped, but I’m already sure it’ll get everyone laughing!

Hilarious and Well-Made!

This is for my brother, who’s always the family comedian. Can’t wait to see his reaction when he opens it—it’s going to be priceless!

Such a Fun Product!

This is going to my bald best friend next weekend. The Herkin looks great, and I can’t wait to see him try it on—it’ll be hilarious!

Perfect Gift for Dad!

I bought this for my dad as a fun gift. He hasn’t seen it yet, but I know it’s going to be a big hit with the whole family!

Good product, but shipping was delayed

The Herkin is such a clever idea, and it looks great! I was hoping it would arrive a little sooner, but it’s still a fantastic gift for my uncle.

Family Approved!

I ordered this for my dad, and the quality is amazing—much better than expected for a novelty gift. Can’t wait to give it to him!

Christmas Hit!

Got this as a surprise for my brother-in-law. It’s such a clever and funny idea; I know it’ll add a lot of humor to our next family dinner!

Creative and Unique!

This was a birthday gift for my husband, and he couldn’t stop laughing. He’s already planning to wear it to his next poker night!

Highly Recommended!

I brought this to our office as a random surprise, and it was a hit. Everyone took turns wearing it, and the laughs kept coming!

Quality and Humor Combined!

I got this for my brother just because I knew he’d love it. It’s so creative and well-made. Can’t wait to see how he reacts!

Best Gift Ever!

This was ordered for my dad, who’s always joking about his bald head. It’s such a lighthearted way to bring humor to any occasion!

Memorable Gift!

I ordered The Herkin for my bald brother. It’s such a clever and unique gift idea—he’s going to love it when he sees it!

Fun but shipping was slow

I got this as a fun gift for my dad. The Herkin looks fantastic, and I know he’ll love it! The only downside was that it took a bit longer to arrive than I expected.

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